I'll buy 100% guaranteed
1) Trump steps back/Gets impeached/Removed/Dies
2) BTC goes to $40k - I think that's hilariously cheap
3) Epstein perpetrators get revealed/leaked and people associated get charged
Until then I'll play it day by day and just go off of gut feeling

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The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced a 20-year prison sentence for Daren Li, 42, for his involvement in a global cryptocurrency investment scam. Notably, the sentence was...

The ringleader of a cryptocurrency scam worth approximately $74 million has been sentenced to 20 years in prison.

MegaETH officially launched its mainnet with the goal of achieving 50,000 TPS and a Block Time of 10 milliseconds, deploying over 50 dapps from day one.
MegaETH launches mainnet, aiming for 50,000 TPS and a Block Time of 10 million...

MegaETH launches mainnet, aiming for 50,000 TPS and a Block Time of 10 milliseconds.

Bitcoin rose as much as 3.3% to $71,000 last night, following the performance of US stocks, but faced heavy selling pressure after the close, currently trading at $70,289. Ethereum briefly broke through […].
The article, titled "Bitcoin and US Stocks Surge to $71,000, Ethereum Fluctuates and Falls Back to $2,150, Bitmine BlockTempo the Opportunity to Buy the dips 80 Million ETH," was originally published on BlockTempo, the most influential ABMedia media.

Bitcoin surged to $71,000, mirroring the rise in US stocks, while Ethereum fluctuated and then fell back to $2,150. Bitmine buy the dips the opportunity to buy 80 million worth of ETH.