doomer

doomer

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first the toilet breaks and now their email isnt opening. going to the moon is a functionally identical experience to working from home

NASA’s mission to orbit the Moon is being interrupted by Outlook (New) and Outlook (classic) both refusing to open 😂

wow it turns out that this scene that everybody said was the greatest thing in television history got completely forgotten about after just a couple months

i dont care if you have to drag yourself kicking and screaming through 100 miles of broken glass. refinance now. be happy with the rate you get. you arent going to get another chance this decade twitter.com/uncledoomer/status...

homesick for this america

getting my advice from the bad advice factory

"dont you know that nothing actually matters because planets are big?" twitter.com/uncledoomer/status...

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