donald boat

donald boat

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Soda should be banned completely except for a lottery system that lets one citizen drink 1 big 32oz soda a month and you have to drive out into the woods in an curtained escalade to drink it at a black site locked down tighter than the white house

Sexual education was largely redundant for me in middle school I read up on all that crap on Wookiepedia years ago

Slimy elvish union representative pulling strings to get the construction contract extended by 946,736,371 years

I meant it in an affectionate way @im_roy_lee

Highly pro-business seating arrangement in this McDonald’s. Asked the kid sweeping up, “They make deals here? Is this the deal space?” He went “Sometimes.”

This is what $350 a month gets you in Bakersfield, CA smells like german shepherd and somebody’s grandma but still #GotTheDeal

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