Chase Passive Income

Chase Passive Income

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I own 12,000 businesses | Passive Income coming out my ass | I’ll teach you because I am kind (and only charge $12,995) | created by @charliewrich

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Chase Passive Income

Walked by a homeless man He asked if I had some money Why yes, I do I pulled out a huge wad of thousand dollar bills More money than he had ever seen in his entire life Kind of a dumb question to ask someone as wealthy as myself I put the bills back into my wallet and walked away I could hear every homeless person on the street standing up and applauding my insane wealth Feels good to be rich

Chase Passive Income

How to get rich: 1. Copy every single one of my posts 2. “Apologize” when caught 3. Block 4. Continue to copy everyone else’s posts 5. Make $20 in X payouts @UziCryptoo has perfected the passive content playbook 👏

Chase Passive Income

Cool loophole: If Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos got married, they’d each become the world’s first trillionaire since marital property is considered property of both partners

Chase Passive Income

Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night He paid for our $100 meal But he did something genius He tipped negative 300% Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry “I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.” Turns out, he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level!

Chase Passive Income

I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday Each ride cost $7 I urinated in the backseat of every car Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car $243 in pure profit for each ride

Chase Passive Income

there’s literally nothing stopping you from moving to Gary, Indiana and living/working out of an abandoned warehouse with 6 friends for free until you either force yourself to become rich or become permanently homeless

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