Cranky Federalist

Cranky Federalist

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Historian. Writer. Anglican. Applied Twitter Theorist. Occasionally prone to bouts of meme-ing. Banner by @grethaie

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Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance both make the news by being good at their jobs, it's just that Rubio's job is foreign policy, and Vance's job is being mean to reporters This is why Vance is a stronger contender in the 2028 primaries

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Our research concluded that all men are pedophiles. Was our population sample drawn entirely from Pedophile Island? Yes, but we feel confident in generalizing our findings to the population at large.

this epst*** shit is really making me feel like any man would gladly try out pedophilia if given the opportunity, which is a sinking feeling like none i have ever experienced before

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