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Threadguy considers baldmaxxing after HIMS stock goes down 40% in 5 days “I’m not gonna lie, I was already on the fence for taking these hair pills. Then you gotta think to yourself, how could I trust a health company that’s down 40% in the last 5 days”

MrBeast shares the story on how a Bald Eagle ruined one of his biggest videos "I gave this guy a yacht, put it in a lake, gave him my credit card and said do whatever you can to stop 20 cannons from sinking your yacht. But right before we go to shoot the cannons, we're millions of dollars deep for the shoot and someone spotted a Bald Eagle. I didn't know this but you can't make loud noises near a Bald Eagle's nest because they're protected and it can scare them away" "I was like can we just pick up the nest and move it? Nope that's a federal crime. So we had to pack everything up, spend an obscene amount of money and move to a different lake" "Now I know to survey the area for Bald Eagle's"

Threadguy explains the one thing he hates about Bitcoin maxis “They’ve never been good at painting an optimistic picture for BTC winning. They would genuinely benefit from a Frank Degods seminar on how to paint a narrative” “They’re basically like, Bitcoin is going to go to a million dollars and when it does you’ll be living in anarchy. And everyone’s like “WTF, no?”

BREAKING: Michael Saylor announces Strategy is launching a Bitcoin Security Program to address the quantum computing threat

Thiccy explains how Bitcoin could become irrelevant “Bitcoin’s purpose was to serve as an alarm bell that trust is being lost in these institutions. When people find better assets to express that view then Bitcoin could become less relevant” "If you look at celebrities and movements, a lot of times they’ll burn very hot for a few years and then society discards them. I could see Bitcoin being like a Clavicular but for the idea of fiat debasement”

In episode 5 of MrBeast’s Beast Games Season 2, contestants had a phone where they could ask for anything they wanted “We had people at Walmarts and Targets ready to buy stuff nationwide, if someone wanted a Super Bowl ring MrBeast had a contact that could get it for them, we had private jets and some celebrities on standby” “Some contestants facetimed Gary Vee and Post Malone, one contestant asked for a million dollars cash”

Threadguy wants to bring simping back “Bro it’s the year of the wife max, bring simping back, bring trying hard back, bring showing up to her door with flowers and caring about something back” “No wonder the population’s in a decline, no wonder people aren’t getting married, no wonder people are single, bro it’s cuffing season” “I’m in New York, it’s the roaring 20’s, Bitcoin’s at $90K, Gold’s at ATH. I’m simping this year, bring that lover boy energy back man”

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