Markets exhale as Powell plays it safe—again. Digital gold holds firm while smart contracts flex. Here’s why traders aren’t sweating… yet.
Fed’s Groundhog Day: No rate surprises means crypto’s liquidity party rolls on. Bitcoin’s $118K floor proves institutional FOMO is alive—Wall Street’s ‘hedge’ against their own incompetence.
Ethereum’s Silent Rally: ETH’s $3.8K stealth mode ignores maximalist screeching. DeFi TVL creeping back toward ATHs? *Checks notes* Yep, yield farmers still outearn your savings account.
Bonus Cynicism: Meanwhile, traditional finance ‘experts’ still can’t tell a blockchain from a Excel spreadsheet. Your move, Jamie Dimon.
