let me clarify for the slow homies
this is probably best headline crypto has got all year (last 365 days for the "funny" ones)

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Top markets on Myriad this week include predictions on a new Bitcoin all-time high, Ethereum’s next move, and whether Zcash will bounce back.

Myriad Moves: Traders Bet on Zcash Rebound, But Aren't Buying Another Bitcoin All-Time High

Written by: Maitong MSX Researcher The past cannot be changed, but the future can still be shaped.

2025 has passed in the blink of an eye. This year, the global financial market underwent round after round of extreme stress tests: geopolitical fluctuations, volatile macroeconomic expectations, fading narratives, and liquidity divergence occurred intermittently. Meanwhile, tokenization quietly accelerated, driven by compliance and infrastructure development.

It can be said that from TradFi to Web3, two previously parallel forces are converging at an unprecedented speed, aiming at the on-chain and programmable nature of various financial assets.

To restore the market's "sentiment"...

A 2026 Survival Guide for Crypto and US Stock Market Enthusiasts

Author: Lin Wanwan, Beating
Original title: Starting with Manus Xiao Hong, the Crypto Interns at the Table
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On the last day of 2025, the biggest tech news came from Meta: Zuckerberg spent billions of dollars to acquire Manus, an AI company less than a year old. This is Meta's third-largest acquisition in history, second only to WhatsApp...

From Intern to Head of the Table: The Fast Track to Success for Early Crypto Participants

its kinda nice because if we cant rally off of this then idk what the fuck needs to happen

headline is related to burgers and US session ended 40 minutes ago, lets see how tomorrow PA looks like but im long as fuck