If you were to ask who the hottest meme trader on X is recently, I would probably say "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang".
During a live stream on January 13, 2026, he made a single-day profit of $78,400, becoming a hot topic on X and topping the list of meme trader KOLs as the new "version's son." A meme coin named after him was even created.
"Kuzuo p Xiaojiang" from the Golden Frog Group has a very strong understanding of meme culture itself. More importantly, he spent nearly a year watching foreign traders' live streams to learn how to "beat the dog" (i.e., exploiting vulnerabilities). For example, his Twitter monitoring techniques were "learned" from @clukzSOL, a top trader on the Solana chain. Now, "Kuzuo p Xiaojiang" has applied these methodologies to the BNB memecoin market. From initially simply imitating to developing his own style, he has continuously optimized his hardware configuration, tool parameters, and mental fortitude.
A Zowie 600Hz monitor and a newly purchased Razer mouse are the most common equipment for "Sitting P Guy". For him, who sits on the internet for more than 12 hours a day, these items are more frequently used and familiar than his bed.
The computer configuration of the young man sitting alone
A while ago, I was chatting with a friend about memecoin trading, and he made a very apt observation: "Playing memecoin used to be like a naked melee, but now everyone still in the market is fully equipped with level 3 helmets and armor, and ordinary people will get headshot the moment they land."
This statement couldn't be more fitting for "Sitting P Junior". But good equipment is just the foundation; what truly makes him stand out is his systematic and comprehensive operating method.
But simply having good equipment isn't enough to become a star trader these days. What truly sets him apart is his approach to trading on the BNB blockchain, and details of this can be gleaned from his live streams.
First, we discovered that "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang" has a very strong monitoring system, including monitoring Weibo and WeChat public accounts on the Web2 platform, and can get on the hottest topics as soon as they happen; the social media monitoring on the GMGN platform can obtain information from foreign information sources and Web3 industry information.
Screenshot from the live stream of "Sitting P Xiaojiang"
The GMGN platform is his core trading tool. Through customized shortcut key configurations and parameter optimizations, he integrates functions such as address monitoring, social media tracking, and contract security checks into a unified interface.
On the hardware front, as mentioned earlier, the Zowie 600Hz refresh rate monitor paired with a Razer high-performance gaming mouse provides a crucial advantage in the millisecond-level competition on the BNB blockchain with its FPS-level response speed. Similarly, network speed is another critical factor in capturing large MC memecoin. "Kuzuo p Xiaojiang's" network environment is optimized through routers and dedicated VPN lines to ensure minimal latency connections with on-chain nodes.
"Kuzuo p Xiaojiang's" GMGN latency is only around 20 milliseconds, a figure far lower than that of ordinary retail investors, allowing him to capture information much faster. When many hot topics pop up, he targets the first one, which is generally the fastest-moving.
During the prime time for new coin launches on the BNB blockchain, "Kuzuo p Xiaojiang" typically completes his purchase within 5 seconds. Many people ask, "What happens after he buys it? Does he keep an eye on the candlestick chart?" But in fact, before that question is even finished, "Kuzuo p Xiaojiang" has already started preparing to sell.
In other words, he completed the entire process from building a position to liquidating it within 48-61 seconds. This "blitzkrieg" strategy is specifically designed to capture the brief upward surge window after a new coin opens.
Contrary to popular belief, "Sitting P," who spends 12 hours a day on the blockchain, doesn't participate in every trending topic. He typically only capitalizes on two major trending topics and one minor one per hour, selling directly without greed and spending most of his time patiently waiting for opportunities. "Sitting P's" single-target investment is 5.1 BNB (approximately $1500-$2000), a conservative allocation considering his $430,000 profit over 30 days.
Why use small positions? Because small positions effectively control losses in the face of potential Crypto honeypot or liquidity shortages. Data shows that on October 27, 2025, he liquidated all his On-Chain meme holdings and heavily invested $300,000 in Ponzi tokens, indicating that he significantly increases his position when he is bullish on a target, but maintains a small-amount, high-frequency trading strategy in his daily operations.
His strategy is to use small positions at high frequency. He can complete 10-50 sniping operations in a single trading day, each targeting a different newly launched token, accumulating profits while diversifying risk through high-frequency trading. Of course, "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang" also experiences losses. Slippage is a hurdle for small capital, so he sets slippage to 100%, increases gas to 999, and enables anti-pinch settings.
This is the daily routine of "Sitting P Junior".
Although many people still criticize the meme market as a battleground after watching "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang's" live stream, "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang" has already made a whopping 430,000 yuan in 30 days.
