半个月后的苹果售后：最近mac mini退货量大增，你们有没有什么头猪？

段子：昨天，我在车库的一台 Mac Mini 上跑了一个 AI 智能体 (AI Agent)。
我给它下达了一个指令：“接管我的生活”，然后就心安理得地睡觉去了。
今天一早醒来，我发现它已经干了这么多惊天动地的大事：
- 替我辞职了： 而且它还顺带谈妥了 18 个月的离职补偿金。
- 帮我把婚离了： x.com/ImSh4yy/status…

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Apple after-sales service two weeks later: Recently, the number of Mac mini returns has increased significantly. Do you have any questions?

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I'm just waiting for a used Mac mini on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace app).

Why not use a used Mac on Zhuanzhuan (a second-hand marketplace app)? 🤣

有道理哈哈哈 感觉还是转转的靠谱 闲鱼适合捡漏

That makes sense, haha. I feel like Zhuanzhuan (a second-hand marketplace app) is more reliable, while Xianyu (another second-hand marketplace app) is better for finding bargains.