A milady won $1M for basically saying consulting firms are a scam
anyone who has worked for more than 2 years in their life would have realised that by now
https://twitter.com/WazzCrypto/status/2018989750779289937

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Author | Jeff Park (Chief Information Officer, Bitwise)
Compiled by Odaily Odaily(@OdailyChina)
Translator | Dingdang (@XiaMiPP)
Editor's Note: On February 5th, the cryptocurrency market experienced another sharp drop, with over $2.6 billion liquidated in 24 hours. Bitcoin briefly plummeted to $60,000, but the market seems to lack a clear consensus on the causes of this decline. Jeff Park, CIO of Bitwise, offers a new analytical framework from the perspective of options and hedging mechanisms. [...]

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Kind of a perfect depiction of the state of things across the board.

Hey Claude write me a 1500 word slop wall of text on why eating McDonalds everyday is unhealthy, frame it as a unique discovery