当女朋友穿上我最爱情趣内衣，不断挑弄我却没有任何反应。
我想，应该是跌阳痿了
一年白干倒亏钱是大多数人的境遇😭
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My girlfriend put on my favorite sexy lingerie and kept teasing me, but I didn't get a reaction.

I think I've probably become impotent.

Working for nothing and losing money is the fate of most people 😭
Save Bitcoin!

Author | Jeff Park (Chief Information Officer, Bitwise)
Compiled by Odaily Odaily(@OdailyChina)
Translator | Dingdang (@XiaMiPP)
Editor's Note: On February 5th, the cryptocurrency market experienced another sharp drop, with over $2.6 billion liquidated in 24 hours. Bitcoin briefly plummeted to $60,000, but the market seems to lack a clear consensus on the causes of this decline. Jeff Park, CIO of Bitwise, offers a new analytical framework from the perspective of options and hedging mechanisms. [...]

The Black Swan Event Was Actually This: The Real Reason for the Recent Bitcoin Crash

Author | Jeff Park (Chief Information Officer, Bitwise)
Compiled by Odaily Odaily(@OdailyChina)
Translator | Dingdang (@XiaMiPP)
Editor's Note: On February 5th, the cryptocurrency market experienced another crash, with over $2.6 billion liquidated in 24 hours. Bitcoin briefly plummeted to $60,000, but the market seems to lack a clear consensus on the causes of this decline. Bitwise CIO Jeff Park offers a new analytical framework from the perspective of options and hedging mechanisms.
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The release of this new regulation marks a historic leap in the attitude of Chinese regulators towards virtual assets, shifting from a "complete ban" to a "combination of restriction and guidance."

Article Author & Source: Guofeng Law Firm On February 6, 2026, the "Notice on Further Preventing and Handling Risks Related to Virtual Currencies" (Yinfa [2026] No. 42, hereinafter referred to as "Document No. 42"), jointly issued by eight ministries led by the People's Bank of China, and the "Regulatory Guidelines on the Issuance of Asset-Backed Securities Tokens Overseas by Domestic Assets" (hereinafter referred to as the "Guidelines") simultaneously issued by the China Securities Regulatory Commission, have triggered significant reactions in the legal and financial circles...

Breaking News! The Year of China's RWA: A Compliant Channel Opens for Trillions of Yuan in Domestic Assets to Go Global

这不是阳痿，这是"战略性休眠"😂 传说中的熊市三大幻觉：①觉得自己抄底了 ②觉得快反弹了 ③觉得女朋友理解我。建议先解决前两个问题

This isn't erectile dysfunction, it's "strategic hibernation" 😂 The legendary three illusions of a bear market: ① Thinking you 'buy the dips ② Thinking a rebound is imminent ③ Thinking your girlfriend understands you. I suggest addressing the first two issues first.