Why is the Official French Government crashing out about one of the funniest satire accounts on this website? His schtick is hilarious. Lean in and laugh.

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Author | Jeff Park (Chief Information Officer, Bitwise)
Compiled by Odaily Odaily(@OdailyChina)
Translator | Dingdang (@XiaMiPP)
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Marku pozwól, że skrócę Twój wpis do jednego wykresu.

Mark, let me shorten your post to one chart.

Also deceptively misleading. The French Government cut off the "connected via" portion of his bio. The account is connected via the "Poland App Store." Last time we checked, Poland was in the EU. The "based in" can be affected by VPN usage.

So country/continent that crashes out about GOOD satire wants to regulate all social media. What could go wrong?