Finding the origins of some of these copypastas for v2 of the pasta thread is a real pain in the ass, but when you do manage to find one it's a blast reading the comments & context lol
(new & improved copypasta archive w/ superior format to Twitter thread coming soon btw)

FUCK THIS
I'M OUT.
I LISTENED TO FLOOD [BITMEX] AND THE CRYPTO DOG ON TWITTER AND MARKET LONGED AT 50X LEVERAGE ON BITMEX YESTERDAY.
NOW I'M FUCKING LIQUIDATED..AGAIN..
I'M DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. I'M NEVER DEPOSITING "JUST ANOTHER $1000" ON BITMEX. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.

Whalebot Web3

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