Oh God, the whole nation has to be subjected to Miami right now.

FINE WE'LL ORDER THE LOMO SALTADO MAKE IT STOP

Did Bugs Bunny just crash into these people's house like ICE?

We literally have no idea what is going on. This storyline makes no sense. Oh look, here's Gaga. What does she know about cameras?

Did you catch the two men gyrating on each other by the dusty car? Grindr also just announced a monthly $500 AI plan. Coincidence?

There is every other flag here front and center except the American flag. It was relegated to the background. Did you notice that?

No idea what the hell statement this was supposed to be. We get it, he loves Puerto Rico. Final Review: 1/10. The one point being for Ricky Martin, who reminded us of William Hung, who must be forever cherished and protected. SHE BANG! SHE BANG! OH BABBYYYY!