A record of my failed attempt to recreate the opening sequence of Assassin's Creed Seven using AI: Seedance requires Douyin login - Douyin can only be downloaded from the Chinese App Store - Attempt to register on the Chinese App Store failed - Attempt to contact my ex-husband to get a Hong Kong verification code failed - My husband temporarily downloaded Douyin and finally succeeded in scanning the code - I meticulously crafted a prompt with Claude - Purchased a 7-day basic membership for 1 yuan to get started - Discovered that Seedance 2 only allows one use, which is very limited - Entering "prompt" resulted in a 0-second bounce - Confused, I searched and found that every video generated by Seedance requires manual review, currently in a queue of 30+ hours - Searched for the alternative Kling 3, but it's not available to non-members - After repeatedly bouncing back and forth, I selected Kling 2.6, which generated a pile of poop as shown in the picture 😊