Little Johnny woke up excited and decided to "believe in something." He set aside $1000 to create a diversified portfolio and spent the entire weekend studying. After much study, he chose the hottest narratives in the market for the year 2024: - $100 in $MATIC at $0.85, he saw some videos that projected L2s being the next gems. He saw projections of more than US$10 per MATIC. Today $POL is at $0.09. - $100 in $LDO at $2.50, if Ethereum's L2s boom, this liquid staking thing will explode. Some YouTubers were talking about LDO at $38. Today LDO is at $0.29. - $100 on $NEAR at $6, saw that the AI narrative was the next trend with the rise of $NVDA, imagine when it rotates? Today NEAR costs $1. - $100 on $ONDO at R$1.3. Surely when institutional investors start using crypto, ONDO will be one of the projects that will benefit the most. Today $ONDO is at $0.25 - $100 on $RON at R$3.5. Man, games were the big trend in 2021. The market has matured a lot. It's fair to buy a little from the company that created the great Axie Infinity. Today RONIN costs $0.09. - $100 in $JUP at R$1.1. If $SOL was one of the best performances of the cycle, it's obvious that that revolutionary project on the Solana network will appreciate A LOT when it goes up. Today each JUPITER costs R$0.16. - $100 in $ORDI at $40. This BRC-20 narrative is completely R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y. Imagine being able to save photos and create coins on the Bitcoin network? If in ETH we have 300 billion, in BTC we have 1 trillion, these coins will FLY. Today ORDI is at $2.5. - $100 in $DOG at 0.006. Imagine being a holder of the biggest bitcoin meme? It's the only coin without VC, with equal distribution and 100% fair. $DOG $1 soon. Today $DOG costs $0.0008. - $100 in $ENA at R$0.8. Direct rental in dollars? Little loop of the creators? Let's go. Saw some videos projecting that Ethena could reach $10 in this cycle. Today each ENA costs $0.1 - $100 in $PEPE at R$0.013. You know what? Fuck it. These fucking narratives don't work. While I'm studying, my neighbor who's never read a whitepaper is going to make more money than me buying frog coins and dog coins. I'm going ALL-IN on the memes, Murad was right. Today each $PEPE costs R$ 0.003. Little Johnny SCREWED UP. $1000 -> $130 Today, Johnny's $1000 is worth approximately $130. Do you know how much he needs to make just to get back to 0-0? 670% Exactly, the market needs to rise almost 7 times the current value for him to only break even. What did he do wrong? He studied, he diversified narratives, he tried to buy with "oversold RSI"... Trading altcoins is a delight. Holding? Not even the ones I get for free in airdrops.

I asked Grok to make a nice little chart 🙏🤝

I fell for the matic bait T.T