My friend said that the biggest side effect of tirzepatide is decreased libido Doesn't that mean it has no side effects for me?

This won't do—you need to tell them it'll boost their libido, then trick them into getting the shot. After they get it and end up impotent just like us, they can go trick more people. When everyone's impotent, it's like no one's impotent at all.

Maybe we can even get a double negative making a positive.

I'll give it a try.

I wish I had the ability, but I lack it.