USELESS hit $400m ATH with perpetual open interest on Lighter DEX exceeding DOGE, SHIB, PEPE, BONK, PENGU, TRUMP, FLOKI, SPX, WIF, and POPCAT. a token advertising zero utility has deeper derivative markets than assets 10x its cap. survived an 80% drawdown over 6 months where typical meme drawdowns hit 90-95%. when the founder of OpenZeppelin is telling friends to exit aave and compound because AI exploits make all defi unsafe, turns out having no smart contract surface area to attack is its own form of security. it is incredibly embarrassing that we needed a token called USELESS to prove that transparent speculation with clean distribution outperforms governance theater with hidden extraction