2025 is over, and my MossAI annual live trading report made me laugh so hard I almost fell over! 😂
Official statements only coldly tell you how much you lost, but MossAI, that little green-haired monster, stripped me bare of my trading soul and used super sarcastic remarks and emojis to criticize me. He really understands human nature!
Let's look at the highlight (or highlight?) moment first:
From May 8th to July 14th, a full 67 days of zero trading activity: "Detected as 67 consecutive days of 'empty trading' status. The account has entered dormancy, yet you are unusually calm. It turns out that not trading is also a form of self-cultivation."
(The AI even added a little meditating and immortal cultivation emoji, which made me burst out laughing.)
Then on October 11th, it suddenly exploded, with 18 orders placed in a single day!
"The silence before was not a plan, but a delay. When the time comes, you will execute all your hesitation at once."
Haha, isn't that just me? I'm usually laid-back and easygoing, but when I can't hold back, I go all in!
MossAI directly stamped my approval:
You are more suited to → The Master of Lying Down and Winning: "100% risk avoidance rate, what does that mean? You perfectly avoid every crash, and you are not present when you step on a landmine."
Winning while lying down? MossAI, your sarcastic praise is so satisfying (though it hurts my feelings) 🤣
Of course, he didn't forget to finish the job:
The Altcoin with the most transactions this year was $pippin, with a total of 102 transactions!
Total unrealized loss: 5,981 USDT
"102 shots, the result was -5k USDT on the bill. That night, you tossed and turned, reviewing the game."
My late-night emo moments were perfectly replicated by AI—it felt so real!
Compared to traditional annual reports, MossAI's reports are like a ruthless character who can hurl insults, use sarcasm, and engage in verbal battles. It doesn't just present statistics; it analyzes why you acted the way you did: emotional logic, trading personality flaws (or hidden strengths), and even offers personalized advice for 2026—should you continue your passive, passive approach to winning, or should you learn to be more proactive?
It's January 2026 now. Instead of blindly reviewing your trades and getting more and more anxious, why not let MossAI help you uncover the essence of trading in 2025?
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