Noodles

Noodles

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Old whale - #btcusd expert- Market cycles- #altcoin expert- #Dogecoin maximalist - OWNER of: http://t.me/Noodles_calls - AND : https://t.me/noodlestrade

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A potential big scam is going on with #MemeCore $M 🤨 Ghost chain. $2.5B valuation. $10 in total transaction fees. 7 validators, all running the minimum 7M $M stake. 7 wallets controlling the entire network. Geth fork. Codebase is a rebranded Go-Ethereum clone. “Proof of Meme” is standard PoA/dPoS with 10-block rotation among the same 7 nodes farming 800k $ for day. Empty orderbooks everywhere. Spot depth is virtually zero. Perp orderbooks are just as thin in a 5-10% range. The price is being held up with no real liquidity behind it on either side. 83% of supply unaccounted for. 10B max supply. 1.7B circulating. No public unlock schedule for the remaining 8.3B tokens. Manufactured volume. MemeMax requires users to generate fees equal to 50% of their reward to withdraw. Forced activity to simulate usage on a dead chain. DYOR.

A strange grift triangle.. Milei promoted vulcano, coinx, kip, $LIBRA. all went to zero. 100M+ extracted, 44,000 victims. forensic records show 8 calls with lobbyist Novelli minutes before launch and a 5M payment draft on his phone. the man behind the $LIBRA rug pull, Hayden Davis, is the same who sniped and drained $MELANIA. $TRUMP scam down 92%, $MELANIA down 99%. 4.3B retail losses amd extracted, 600m insider profits. trump’s family takes 75% of WLFI revenue while setting us crypto policy. their stablecoin usd1 (which i think is going to be another Terraluna) settled a 2B binance deal now under congressional investigation. musk named his government agency after a memecoin and met milei days after $LIBRA blew up. Think about it, same extractors, same circles. different tokens...

A week ago, Trump told the UK not to bother sending ships because he’d already won the war. Now he’s asking NATO allies , and even China , to send warships to the Strait of Hormuz. But NATO is a defensive alliance built on Article 5 , no member state has been attacked here… It was the US and Israel that launched military operations on February 28th. Asking NATO to intervene in an offensive war that you started doesn’t fall within the alliance’s mandate. We’ve reached the point of absurdity….

Don’t believe a word Trump says; it’s just manipulation.

On January 8th I posted: “The world is about to enter a dark phase.” Day 9 of the Iran war. Oil past $114. Highest since 2022, CPI projection and potential global recession. Dow futures down 1,000. Hormuz effectively closed with 90% of shipping gone. Iraq cut 70% of oil production. Pakistan market crashed 9%. Bangladesh closing universities to save energy. Tehran covered in black smoke and acid rain. 7 US soldiers dead. Over 1,300 Iranian civilians dead. The two men running this war need opposite outcomes. Trump needs it over. 25% approval, 4$ gas, his base didn’t sign up for this. Netanyahu needs it to continue. Corruption trials, ICC warrants, October 7 trauma. War is his oxygen. One is looking for the exit. The other locked the door. The financial reset is coming. So who decides when this ends?

The world is about to enter a dark phase.

Everyone’s talking about oil now. We called it months ago. While all the noise was on Greenland and Venezuela, we identified Iran as the real trigger , single point of failure for Eastern bloc crude, Kharg Island vulnerability, Strait of Hormuz chokepoint risk. Feb 5: “Buying WTI at 64.39” Applied geopolitics, not headlines. @NoodlesResearch

I don’t follow ideology. I’m an analyst. I follow logic and probability derived from facts and variables that lead to one conclusion. And I’ve been right every single time.

A president clearly not in control of strategic decisions, surrounded by interests far beyond national security. A puppet pushing an agenda he doesn’t even understand. Iran was completely underestimated. This is not a regime you topple in weeks with airstrikes. It’s a multi-headed system , IRGC, Basij, Quds Force, clerical networks , built over 40 years to ensure survival even if a leader falls. No single assassination changes the equation. What the West refuses to understand, despite many Iranians not loving Khamenei, they hate the US and Israel far more. Bombing from outside doesn’t weaken the regime , it unites a nation already prepared to resist. This conflict is about to expand. Watch Turkey, Azerbaijan, and growing unrest across Europe , Germany and France are next. There is no point of return. Meanwhile Israel continue expansion of Lebanon, Jordan and Syria

Let’s say we had predicted the great crash of 2026, the dark phase. What consequences can you expect from madness, stupidity, and sick, depraved minds in positions of power , the same ones exposed by the Epstein files? The trigger will come next week, when markets realize the

Trump: I’ll stop any wars m.youtube.com/shorts/8vj4uyf_M...… ‘’I just ended 8 wars and i deserve nobel prize’’ ‘’We're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it’’

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