camol

camol

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My twitter is a performance art piece 😈 Director of Partnerships | Marketing Co-Lead for @SappySealsNFT and @ThePixlverse 🦭 Advisor - @ThePlagueNFT

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my 5 year plan: - win one of those Mr. Beast videos where he gives you a ton of money

What Coinbase should have done at the superbowl: - Rent a C-130 Hercules - Get $5,000,000 worth of pennies - Get a Coinbase banner and attach it to the plane - Fly it over the game during Bad Bunny’s performance - Make the pennies rain onto the crowd

Over 20k applications and counting. This is, by far, the most sought after gig in crypto 😈 Real experience creating content for a growing platform. Your X account is your resume, and this proves it. People want experience more than money. (App # calculated via impressions)

🚨 IM HIRING 🚨 Looking to onboard 15-20 unpaid KOLs to post about @TradeOnsight. Specifically, create articles + video content highlighting our Telegram trading experience for Polymarket and all the alpha our Discord monitors have. Should average >5k impressions per post.

hey @grok remove the person who had a worse Super Bowl halftime performance

My dad smashed our TV in front of 30 guests at his party because of the coinbase ad. My brother took their crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. Coinbase has ruined my life and my family. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Crypto.

The best marketing is making people money. On Saturday, our Polymarket Fresh Wallet Monitors picked up on a wallet buying $3000 worth of Keir Starmer leaving his UK PM role by Feb 28th. If they're right, they're posed to make $25,775. The odds are already up to 42%.

me commuting from my bed to my desk for my work from home crypto job

So yesterday our Polymarket monitors picked up something interesting… Brand new wallet put $3100 on Coinbase running an ad. Everyone using the monitors got a ping, and locked in some pretty nice profits. If you’re not in the FREE @TradeOnsight discord, you’re missing the BEST Polymarket alpha.

Just found an insane arbitrage opportunity. Buy a toilet for $200 from Home Depot. Sell $1,00,000 worth of ad space on the toilet. Profit $999,800 per toilet. Repeat daily.

Clavicular jestergooned too close to the sun. He got mogged with TWO felonies, forgery involving possession of a forged instrument and dangerous drug possession/use. Looking at a max sentence of 8 years.

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