ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

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Cursed takes and horrible advice. EA to UMD transition shepherd, bagless design advocate. Opinions may change depending on where I chase clout. Do not follow.

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ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

@inversebrah by the time you see this ratio will be x30

ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

01-27

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no project will ever be able to fight back against down-forever tokenomics that's why you don't do a token... i know you're lusting for money so you can dunk on your highschool friends... but i guess you're not a big longevity guy

ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

12-31

if you sound like Notsu, seek medical attention immediately... testicular torsion is an emergency

ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

12-31

yes. you wouldn't believe the amount of caffeine and testicular torsion it takes

ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

12-30

by design. this is the hypercapitalist lategame fantasy... just bet on ideas to increase a number in a database... product is bearish, remove it entirely

ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

12-22

sometimes we have to think outside the box... while remaining firmly pressed up against the box

ItsJustCornBro (FREE,CLOWN)

12-07

your project is a failure that's the starting condition. then you simply brute-force it into existence, make it undeniable, and shove it in everyone's face until they give it a kiss you don't know how good it feels to see them squirm... money doesn't buy this.