if you wanted normies who haven't experienced crypto before to use our products, what are 2 or 3 cool things you'd point them to today?

I'd hand them an ethereum phone they'll be like 'wtf?' "What if I told you there is a place where this is the only kind of phone people talk on," I'll say, "but instead of using words, they speak in money?" then, BAM!, I hit them with the Balaji network state shill, Hakim Bey, temporary autonomous zones, DAOs, cryptoanarchism, futarchy, all of it