I’ve decided to drop out of medicine and start working where I can actually help real people. So as of today I am the oncall http:/Pump.fun medic. Lost all your money? Lost all your families money? Have an issue you need checked out? Come to my free* clinic!

*clinic visits are billable at normal rates. You forfeit the right to privacy by agreeing to see the practice. Any bills not immediately paid upfront will be recouped by minting degrading and vile memes about your current condition on Pump until we hit a runner. On God.