ThreadGuy 👑

ThreadGuy 👑

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Threadguy believes Nike fell off once Nike socks became cringe “Look what they got on the homepage, I’m not copping none of this” “Jordan’s, Air Force’s, Dunks, Air Max’s all cooked, graphic tees cooked, you’re not buying a Nike graphic tee be honest”

Threadguy warns against shorting green candles as he watches XPL rip "You see something go up in a straight green line and your first reaction is to short it. No, you probably shouldn't" Then the chart starts crashing… "Holy f-ck, wait, maybe you should. You think the market gods aren't real?!”

i grew up around coaches that were deeply religious about the basketball gods they swear the gods decide the outcome of games. the gods are to be pleased at all times. this genuinely starts with peace offerings and extends to every vertical of the game play the right way and eventually be rewarded. dive on the floor. offensive rebound. make the extra pass. good things will happen. play the wrong way and they will punish you. wimp out of the hustle play? miss an open layup. chew out your teammate? lose a 20 point lead. the gods control more than your skill level i think the market is no different. we are at the mercy of the market gods at any given time. sure some traders are better than others but even the best have nowhere near a 100% hit rate. the only option is to submit. if i am to take something from the market (making money) then i am to give the market what it wants (help send garbage to zero) i am nothing more than a vessel contributing to universal truth in the orderbooks. i am suprised more good traders haven’t independently come to this conclusion

Threadguy reveals his new superstitious trading ritual inspired by a college basketball coach who sprays holy water on the nets before games "Before every home game, Dan Hurley sages the entire court, sprays the nets with holy water, and plants garlic cloves under the bleachers

my stream today in 38 minutes 1:46 you have to worship the market gods 9:02 memecoins are cooked 12:20 drift got hacked 20:34 april fools is for millennials 24:51 theyre trying to save snapchat 36:30 we’re going back to the f*cking moon

Threadguy praises ZachXBT and onchain sleuths as the unsung heroes of crypto, "it's a shame they are a dying breed" “I think some of the smartest people to ever come through crypto are onchain analysts, onchain sleuths. I would argue that ZachXBT, MLM, these onchain guys are probably the coolest niche in finance. They’re so much cooler than other analysts reporting on earnings, etc” “You’re finding stuff in the market onchain that nobody else can identify. It’s a damn shame that they’re a dying breed rather than a growing one”

i’m glad we’re not afraid of quantum anymore that sucked

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there is genuinely a free attention trade every day if you're terminally online twitter.com/notthreadguy/statu...

alarmingly large number of companies only positive announcement this year is an april fools joke

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