∅xbhootnath

∅xbhootnath

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Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room! nothing tweeted or RT is financial advice. Building @kunjitweets

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They are a waste of time frankly. Pick up the subject that interests the child the most, then go for the real Olympiads. Acquiring deep knowledge and problem solving skills over the years is more important than those time waster SoF certificates

Roger that. I will only refer to the raider tribe across the river and rubber trees, rumor has it that they don't understand English

Most interesting PGM at any IIT must have been Crai at IITB from our batch @zeneraalstuff. He was not even in JEE top 500 (580+) as he started his prep after the 12th board exam. Got a 9.8 in first sem and then straight 10s. Probably the sharpest person I have ever known cc @avataram sir.

Nerd joke... Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing a rousing game of hide and seek. Einstein begins to count to ten. Pascal runs and hides. Newton draws a one-meter by one-meter square in the ground in front of Einstein, then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims, “Newton! I found you! You’re it!” Newton replies, “You didn't find me. You found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”

The most dehati crowd comes from which state/region?

I agree, Sahir has been one of the most prolific lyricist but secular he's not. Case in point - listen to the second antra, calling a mandir "butkhana" is as good as calling a Hindu kafir, which is also something he has done many a times.

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In 1921, a boy named Abdul was born in Ludhiana, Punjab. His father was a wealthy and powerful landlord, but he wasn't exactly a "family man." He was arrogant, unkind, and had a habit of collecting wives,12 of them, to be exact. Abdul’s mother was wife number eleven, and despite

Not mech but met domain, this is creep. Not possible to a layperson to figure this out while buying a hook at a local shop. The only recco - buy steel not copper twitter.com/bhootnath/status/2...

I am also running a responsible AI pledge campaign. An RT would count as a pledge to use AI responsibly. Want to see if I can break Mr. Vaishnaw's Guiness record.

The only way for a GC to survive in this country say after 5 years is to develop a taste for sugar and processed cheese

Our developer complained that the office coffee was 'sludge.' I agreed. Our people deserve the best. So I purchased a $12,000 Italian espresso machine. It grinds fresh beans for every cup. It creates perfect micro-foam. It is a work of art. To use it, employees simply scan their badge. What they don't know is that the machine is networked to our Jira instance. The caffeine content of the beverage is algorithmically determined by their code quality from the previous day. Did you merge a clean PR? You get a double-shot of premium dark roast. Did you break the build? The machine dispenses warm, brown water with a hint of decaf chicory. One developer hasn't slept in 72 hours because his velocity is so high. He is vibrating and gyrating at his desk. But we are shipping two weeks early. Always make your workplace an energetic place.

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