These past two days, apart from beating the dog, I haven't done much else, focusing entirely on extracting breakup compensation from my ex-girlfriend. If every ex were this generous, why would I need to code or do manual labor 🧱? However, suddenly receiving so much makes me a bit nervous - I wonder if it's about to end, so I'm starting to be more cautious. #羊驼 $Alpaca twitter.com/broleonaus/status/...