1.$SHORTCOIN​ Abub8cRJviGWsv1qWjkR1wHqNdYjRenoaZxroFxbpump A contrarian investment token centered on financial shorting Contract includes forced burn mechanism: 15% transaction tax fuels a reverse liquidity pool that automatically shorts major cryptocurrencies when BTC prices drop Anonymous developers claim ties to Three Arrows Capital (3AC) creditors, with leaked chat logs revealing dark pool operations shorting Tesla stock 2.$​COPE​ h86Z6FfsvR3X1siqXaPbwaSxHm5aeGF35k6Qp8rpump Humor-themed token focused on psychological coping mechanisms, 20% transaction tax funds NFT mints of copyrighted Reddit breakdown posts Contract embeds a "Holder Mental Collapse Index": When panic levels exceed 50%, holders receive antidepressant ad coupons Musk's ex-girlfriend Grimes tweeted "Web3 chicken soup" before deletion 3.$​ALONE​ 5cQtbxhPTVQJVKKiQazpmQpSZzEJaZ86F55sFpYvpump Targets the loneliness economy: Users gain "social isolation multipliers" for holding tokens over 24 hours without trading 30% transaction tax buys Tinder ads promoting anti-social manifestos Community uses tax funds to build a "celibacy DAO cathedral" in the metaverse, enshrining Vitalik Buterin's early single-life code 4.$​HODLER​ 5i3WMss2Ldnkw3CnrBoGrkPiVwpAKuGoHULPdbaxpump Holding over 1 week unlocks "time-capsule NFTs" containing alleged Satoshi Nakamoto private key fragments Sister token HODLERETTE enforces "Proof of Loyalty (PoL)": Seller addresses are permanently marked as "traitors" with 66.6% forced slippage Suspicious accumulation detected in Bitfinex cold wallets 5.$​SQUID​ HN8GGgzBFvuePPL3DGPg7uuq2dVgLApnNcW4pxY9a11o Death-game protocol based on Squid Game IP: Daily purge of 10% lowest-volume addresses ("Glass Bridge" elimination) 45% transaction tax funds Netflix ads for a customized Squid Game series, granting winners 456x leverage mining rights Developers exposed for collaborating with North Korean Lazarus Group on anti-hacking systems