I get that this is satirical, but I still like this take

Proud to announce my new article, "Hallucinated Cases Are Good Law," forthcoming in the Princeton Law Review.

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Original Title: How Perplexity + Claude Replace an Entire Analyst Team on Polymarket
Original Author: @0xwhrrari
Original Translation: Peggy, BlockBeats
Editor's Note: This article introduces a method for identifying and systematically executing arbitrage opportunities on Polymarket: using Perplexity to conduct research and pinpoint discrepancies between data and market pricing; and using Claude to build trading platforms...

Stop betting on gut feeling: AI is making money on Polymarket.

Bitcoin shed 22% in Q1 2026 as war, tariffs, and a hawkish Fed crushed risk appetite, but late-quarter data hints the worst may have passed.

Where Next for Bitcoin After Worst Quarter Since 2018?

Madou Media, a leading Chinese-language adult film and television company, unexpectedly announced on April 2nd that it would permanently cease operations, ending its nearly 7-year history [...]
The article, titled "Madou Media Defeats Piracy and Announces 'Permanent Closure'! Former AV Director Points Out 6 BlockTempo Flaws, Estimates Many Actresses Will Switch to OnlyFans," was originally published on BlockTempo, the most influential blockchain ABMedia media.

Madou Media, unable to withstand piracy, announces "permanent closure"! A former AV director points out 6 fatal flaws, predicting a large number of actresses will switch to OnlyFans.

May be a joke today, but this is the future of the past.