恋爱中的傻事：
傻哥毫无征兆得打了傻嫂一个巴掌
傻嫂吃痛后，问：为啥打我？
傻哥答：没有理由，只是想看下你能否宽容我毫无理由的打你
果然不能
傻嫂大怒，给了傻哥10倍的反击。
ps. AI能写出这种灵魂段子吗？

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Silly things done in love: The silly guy slapped his silly girlfriend without warning.

After feeling the pain, the silly girlfriend asked, "Why did you hit me?"

The silly guy replied, "No reason, I just wanted to see if you could forgive me for hitting you without reason."

Of course not.
The silly girlfriend was furious and retaliated tenfold.

P.S. Can AI write such witty jokes?

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