Since its price surge in 2022, diamond prices have fallen by 60% from their peak over the past five years. Has the "A diamond is forever" marketing scam, now at its lowest point this century, finally come to an end? Perhaps we should reconsider the standard for marriage and instead buy Bitcoin and put it in a multisignature wallet. Instead of believing in marketing, believe in the code: "A BTC is forever, a Satoshi is forever."