I made this meme last year about purported Bitcoin $BTC maxis.
It is still applicable in 2026.

Bitcoin is going to a million dollars.
“Omg pls buy bitcoin government pls bail out bitcoin!”
If you’re so convinced it’s going to a million dollars, why don’t you shut up and just go buy it, why tell everyone to buy it?
If you have the winning lotto numbers would you share?

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The previous Polymarket player made a staggering $106,000 in one year with 61,793 trades.

A small profit yielded $100,000.

Despite being worth hundreds of billions, his living room was still leaking after he was released from prison.

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